Knock, knock Who’s There? Anita Anita who? Anita to borrow some sugar!ĥ. Will who? Will you let me in? I keep Knocking.ģ. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d visit!Ģ. Tokyo who? What Tokyo so long to open the door. Norway who? Norway I am leaving so open up.Ħ. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tokyo. Irish who? Irish you would open up the door.ĥ. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Norway. Kenya who? Kenya come out and play? I’m thirsty.Ĥ. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Irish.
Cantaloupe Who? You cantaloupe anyone, you’re too young to get married. Quiche Who? How a bout a hug and quiche.ġ3. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cantaloupe. Wok Who? I wok all the way here and you won’t open the door.ġ2. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Quiche. Peas Who? Peas tell me more knock-knock jokes.ġ1. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wok. Pea Who? Pea who! what stinks so bad!ġ0. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Peas. Olive who? Olive right across the street.ĩ. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!ħ. Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut Who? Doughnut ask it’s a secret! GeeshĦ. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!ĥ. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?Ĥ. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!ģ. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!Ģ. Here are the 100 that made us laugh out loud. So, we tried to come up with as many as we could on our own, (I think we did pretty well) and also looked online for a few more. Well, my daughter, like her father, loves to make people laugh with as many different tricks and jokes so she suggested 100 funny knock knock jokes for kids. My daughter had an assignment for school the other day where we had to come up with a list of 100 things for her first 100 days of school.
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